If you’re into developing with/for Microsoft, you can’t miss this one: MSDN Magazine May 2004.
Apr 292004
Apr 292004
This guy has a Panda Joke each year. This is his latest:
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”
“Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
Apr 292004
I don’t know whether it works, but it’s worth the try: Spam Poison. Let me know what your findings are!