Just about 10-15 minutes ago, one of my neighbours decided it was time to drill a hole in the wall. Since the walls are made of concrete, I don’t have to tell you what kind of noise could be experienced in our house. At about 23:00 (11:00pm for you Americans). What are people thinking when they start drilling holes in walls at 23:00? “It’s just one hole, nobody will notice”? Please tell me, because I can’t think of anything stupid enough that would make me want to go to the garden-shed, get my drill, get the proper screws, drill a hole, hang something on that wall, and stow away all my tools again, when it’s night. What’s so urgent it can’t wait until tomorrow???
So people, when it’s dark, or getting dark, think about what you do. Does it make a lot of noise? Think about what you would want to hear from your neighbours at 23:00 hours. Nothing? Great, than don’t do the loud activity. Postpone until tomorrow. Still have an urge to drill? Well, get a hammer! Can’t drill with a hammer you say? Correct, I say. Now bang yourself on the head as hard as you can. Did that? Now do it again! Urge gone? No?? Repeat until it is. Something to stop the bleeding? Why? I think the world is a better place without you (since at this very moment, that fuck is drilling again)!
Thank you for listening. Now go do something quiet. Sleep in that pool of blood, or something.
YEp been there. Sorry I hoped the neighbours would have stopped by now. When we first moved in here they did make a lot of noise at all hours… Even utnil 2 in the morning (or is that still at night). We thought we shouldn’t make a big fuzz about it, new houses need a lot to do, and sometimes not everything is done when it’s getting dark. We just complained when they were doing that kind of work till past twelfe on weekdays.
But damn… They didn’t learn and they didn’t stop.
My dearest brother, I am so sorry we have dum pigshits as neighbours… Luckaly they finally stoppped. It’s allmost twelfe..
Hope for very peacefull nights ever after.
Big kiss
Cat (your neighbour but not the drilling one)
Thanks. So it’s that lazy fuck that’s drilling? Wow! Perhaps I’ll key his car. Hihihi. Well. Not really of course.
I know all too well what you guy & doll mean. Shopkeeper downstairs also likes to have his driling done at night. If it starts before 21:00 we’re probably lucky. It could just as well start later…
Speaking of pigshits for neighbours: also got a set of those. The lying, gossiping, trying to win everyone for their ‘case’, we don’t have to be considerate with you, you have to be considerate with us, and no we never ever had trouble with our neighbours, just with you, we have a problem now you go and solve it, kind of people. The kind that makes you rethink your aversion towards the concept of mandatory euthanasia and post-partem abortion.
Good luck with them! Are your neighbours even approachable on the matter or would you have to wear protective armour before going in?